(11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
Loading ...Kevin Jonas, the oldest of the Jonas Brothers, was 
voted number twenty on the Phoenix top 100 unsexiest men on the planet. He was also first to be listed on the website. Loula is here to disagree with that statement. In my opinion, Kevin Jonas is gorgeous, along with his two younger brothers, Joseph and Nickolas. Kevin was listed as “Unsexier then the President”. Our president George W. Bush is more attractive then Kevin Jonas?! I think not!
The website that had the list, stated the following…
“This past year, young Nick Jonas was rumored to be dating Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus. Which quickly led to a rumor that perhaps Miley was dating his brother Joe on the side. One thing it didn’t lead to? A rumor that she was dating Kevin. That’s because the oldest and least talented of the three Jonas Bros. is a doofus, red-headed stepchild to his sizzling siblings. Add up other less-talented musical brothers Dennis Wilson, Tito Jackson, and Dave Davies, then divide by the square root of Danny Bonaduce, and you begin to get the not-so-pretty picture.”
And i might add, whoever wrote this, writes like a two-year-old. If you are trying to make a point of how someone is unattractive, I strongly suggest you don’t use the phrase “doofus, red-headed stepchild to his sizzling siblings“. And the writer of this is more than likely SUPER unattractive and is madly jealous of Kevin’s talent.
My personal opinion about the Jonas Brothers and Kevin Jonas being voted number twenty, is that i believe all three brothers are very attractive, and if we keep ragging on the boys about their looks, and ignoring their music, then one day they might quit and we would have ourselves to blame. Music is a big part of my life and when i see a member of my favorite band getting made fun of because some idiot thinks he is “unsexy” or whatever, I’m going to stand up for them.
I personally do not have a favorite brother in the group. I enjoy their music and their humorous YouTube videos. I like each brother because each one has a special quality, Joseph being funny, Nickolas being sweet, Kevin being romantic, and all three for doing what they love and not paying attention to what all the haters have to say.
So Kevin Jonas, number twenty on the Phoenix Top 100 unsexiest men on the planet list? I DONT THINK SO!
-Loula
Loula is a guest writer for Random Review Crew. More of her life’s observations can be found at loulaspace.com
April 10th, 2008 at 11:45 am
i think its a bunch of bull. there is no right to saying that. just because all the guys voted he was unsexy because the girls aren’t following them is just ridicoulos. i dont like to pick favorites, but he is the one i have most in common with, and he is also drop DEAD GORGEOUS!! leave the man alone so he can sing sweetly and look good while the rest of u loosers watch as the jonas brothers take over the world
April 10th, 2008 at 11:53 am
i also think that is is pathetic that you have to pick on them. young girls love them, parents aproove of them, and they are the cleanest music coming right now. it’s just wrong that people have to resort to picking on good people because they have no lives, and nothing better to do with their time. and who syas hes the least talented? he’s been playing guitar the longest and has a beautiful voice! they are all so multi talented, that it only makes sense that people would bash them, becuase they, are not. ya. that’s right your jealous. i am sick and tired of people making fun of him!! he has done nothing wrong. this just proves that people are just ignorant now adays that they can’t just let GOOD PEOPLE WITH PURE INTENTIONS OF PLAYING MUSIC AND FOLLOWING THEIR DREAMS just do what they want to do.
people of the world who vote on things like this,
you DISGUST ME!
and it’s not just me. its every jonas fan.
and every fan of someone else who is on this BULL CRAP list. who ever made it up definitely deserves credit, they are the sorryest of all.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Well said!
What an idiotic thing to do. Have these people who create these arbitrary lists and say mean things about people ever head of the golden rule? Karma? I would love to see how that writer’s looks compares to Kevin. Not favorably, I will guess.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
its so sad how jealous people are of the jonas brothers, especially kevin. whoever voted him number 20 is very clearly either super jealous he cant get even one girl to scream for him, insanely ugly, or both.
KEVIN IS GORGEOUSSSS
April 10th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
ohh my god, are these people totally outta their minds?
i mean seriously, they are all hott, don’t diss, the Jonas Brothers
& Kevin is a doofus, he is very talented at guitar, and singing isn’t the most important thing in a band, so HA`
Jard Hard Retard
April 10th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
no seriously, its people like these that should really take a look at themselfs
they get fun out of writing these articles?
personally Kevin is my Favourite out of all the jonas brothers
and he is not the prettiest but he proberly has more heart in his fingers
than the people writing these articles have in there whole body.
geezzzz.
and gem kevin can sing
i heard himmm yess i did
lol ty gem for showing me this (:
April 10th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
The people that wrote that stuff about Kevin seriously have no life.
They need to grow up, and wake up to themselves.
Kevin’s skills are amazing. All three of the Jonas Brothers are absolutely amazing. Without Kevin their music wouldn’t be what it is today.
He’s gorgeous inside and out and theres no questioning that.
I agree with Teig, Kevin can sing.
I’d like to see the people that wrote all that bullshit get up on stage and play and sing their heart out like he does. Oh, and make it as big as he has. Frankly, i don’t think they could, not even in their dreams.
Wake up to yourself losers.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
sounds like these people are being mean just for fun.
and honestly why should he want to be sexy.
he isn’t some guy who walks around wanting to be called sexy.
he is attractive so leave the poor kid alone.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
seriously I think that the publisher of the Phoenix top 100 unsexiest list has no life what-so-ever. and I think that people who make fun of the Jonas Brothers either a) have no life b)wanna make people mad c)are losers and have no good taste in music what-so-ever d)wanna “stand out” and not like them or e)a cobination of the above or any other ideas that comes to mind. Seriously people need to stop hating on the Jonas Brothers especially Kevin because him and his 3 other brothers are GEORGEOUS! and they have so much talent! people haitng on them are juts trying to get to the Jonas Brothers and they don’t pay attetion to stuff like that because they know better. So all they are doing is getting attacked by fans. and what is the point of that? there is none! so they need to to just back off and stop talking negativaly about the JOnas Brothers especially the very talented and georgeous Paul Kevin Jonas II
April 12th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Kevin is a sexy beast. Who ever made this list should go screw. I hope that whoever made this list is so super ugly- they must be because obviously they don’t know their stuff. Any one with eyes can see that he’s hot. Their all just jealous of him because he is AMAZINGLY adorable. Seriously - how can he be put on higher then George W. Bush? You people obviously have no taste.
Team Jonas forever
April 15th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
OKAY i think it’s totally stupid calling kevin unsexy!!! i mean come on whoever made that stupid list is totally fugly and probably had a unibrow. i mean all the jonas brothers are hot. just because kevin doesn’t sing lead lyrics doesnt mean he is totally dumb and ugly. hes FRICKEN HOT!!!i mean come on i totally melt if a guy could play a gutair the way he does for me i mean COME ON PEOPLE!!!! kevin’s hot and still joe and nick are to!!!
May 25th, 2008 at 7:18 am
OH MY GAD. i love kevin as much as i love joe and nick. the writers are soo pathetic. i’d love to see them play guitar and beat kevin. all of the jonas brothers are gorgeous. they’re just pathetic and too much of losers to see how sweet and romantic kevin really is. i hope they get karma for writing such thing about kevin. i want to see them fall off a cliff and still look gorgeous. see if they’re any better-looking than kevin OR joe OR nick.
June 20th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
0MG how mean kevin isnt that bad he isnt the HOTEST!!!!!!like nick but still thats not nice but its funny LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
OMG thats so mean bout kevin he is just AS sexy as nick and joe and the writers of that artical are just MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i think nick is the SEXIEST out of all the jonas brothers and kevin is so nice and romantic
and he isnt the HOTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but still its NOT kewl to be mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(
June 20th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
OMG!!!! I Luv Kevin Jonas, he is so cool!! and he will be my brother-in-law someday when I marry Nick!:) I think Kevin is awesome he may not be the hottest in the world but he is still attractive. But not like Nick! no offence! I think you guys should move on and leave my future brother-in-law alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you look like a dirty trash can full of poop compared to Kevin!!! KEVIN YOU ROCK DON’T EVER CHANGE!!!!!!! I’ll see you at mine and Nick’s wedding!!!!!!!! LUV YA!!!!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I hate people who say that. also on yahoo answer people say he ugly to. KEVIN IS SOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!!!!!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 am
Why do you guys hate someone you haven’t even met? Why do you call someone gay just based on their behavior? If you haven’t noticed, Kevin is the lead guitarist (which he is very beastly at), he keeps his brother’s heads going in the right direction, and have you even looked at him? That is one perfect guy. I’m sick and tired of you people hating a man who deserves the same amount of attention as his brothers do. Kevin has crazy obsessive fans too and if you’re not careful about what you say around a true JB fan who loves all of them, you might just get what you ignorant people deserve. A reality check.
Oh, and however in Phoenix who created that stupid “unsexiest men list” really has NO life.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
I think that is a bunch of bull!!!! Kevin Jonas is an extremely sexy guy!! I have to agree with you on that the person who wrote that is unattractive. And how can they see he is untalented?!?!?! He taught himself how to play the guitar in 1 week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he is the lead guitarist in the band!! He is EXTREMELY OUT OF THIS WORLD TALENTED!! That person obviously doesn’t know talent when they see it. Nice article!
July 28th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
OMJ how could they say that, kevin is soooo cute!!!!
July 28th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
There are 6 BILLION people on this planet, you can’t expect them all to like one single person. I don’t like Oprah and look at her. My point is stupid comments shouldn’t make or break someone. Hey, sticks and stones right?
p.s. Kevin is my fav. =)
August 6th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
You are completely and totally right.
Kevin is gorgeous.
(My friend and I think he has a nice butt[:)
But thats not all there is to like obviously.
I have heard Kevin sing before and his voice is just
a tad deeper than Joe’s but has the same talent
quality. He’s truely amazing in more ways than
one (or two like i mentioned.)
iLove Paul Kevin Jonas II
August 7th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Whoever made that list is obviously just jealous. Kevin is my FAVORITE of all the Jonas Brothers. He also happens to be completely hot and amazingly talented.
I love you Kevin! : )
August 7th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Kevin Jonas is not ugly. People out there are either super jealous or they have bad taste. I believe in a freedom of speech, but why are people bringing other people down? It’s extremely rude!
I’m here to say that I am a Kevin supporter!!! GO KEVIN!
August 10th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Omg, wtf? Who would think Kevin is UN-SEXY? seriously, that’s just rude. why do they even make these lists? Kevin is totally hot, I don’t have a favorite either, i love all of them and there all super cute. Thanks so much for making this, i just think it’s plain dumb to have lists like these, it can really make people mad..im sure kevin already heard about him being on the un-sexy list. wow. that’s not cool.
August 10th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
as much as he is voted unsexy or least talented or whatever, i still love him. and nobody can change that. even my best friend. i dont care what everyone else thinks!
August 21st, 2008 at 6:48 am
ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS??? I THINK KEVIN IS WAYYYY HOTTER THAN NICK AND JOE. I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY BUT WOW, WTF YOU DUMBASSES OVER AT PHEONIX!! “The least talented” ARE YOU JOKING??? I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN STRUM ONE GODDAMN STRING ON A GUITAR, WTF!!!!
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:13 am
They are all great and i think if you r goin to trash them on a website you r just to scared to show your real feelings and i think they are really amazing!! love the way they love us as fans thank you for listening love you guys!
August 29th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Woww.. what an idiot.. who puts Kevin Jonas on an “unsexiest men” list? SERIOUISLY, ARE YOU BLIND?
I’m guessing whoever chose him hadn’t ever seen a picture of Kevin.. seeing as they called him a red-head.. and ugly..
Geeeeeeeeez…