Dockers asks what would be said if your pants could talk, and I couldn’t pass that up!

In answer to the Dockers contest which asks “What if your pants could talk“, I had to really wonder what my favorite pants would say about me? One minute they’re getting attacked by children with sticky fingers, and the next by a dog with scratchy claws. We go from sitting in the home office, to driving all over town, to partying it up all night at our favorite bars. I’ve spilled syrup, milk, beer, ice cream, engine oil, nail polish, bleach, coffee (LOTS of coffee) and goodness knows what else all over my favorite pants and yet somehow they still survive. In a given day those pants will get me through the role of mom, wife, chef, businesswoman, entertainer, promoter, flirt, handyman, and all-around general wonder woman. It’s amazing to me that my favorite pants aren’t completely ripped at the seams or in hiding from all the abuse they suffer. Instead they hold true, make me look and feel great and are as dependable as sunshine (which here in Phoenix is pretty darn dependable).

I’d enter the Dockers TV Commercial Contest, but truth be told, these pants don’t slow down long enough to get caught on film! However I’d love to see what your pants have to say about you!