Kevin Jonas, the oldest of the Jonas Brothers, was
voted number twenty on the Phoenix top 100 unsexiest men on the planet. He was also first to be listed on the website. Loula is here to disagree with that statement. In my opinion, Kevin Jonas is gorgeous, along with his two younger brothers, Joseph and Nickolas. Kevin was listed as “Unsexier then the President”. Our president George W. Bush is more attractive then Kevin Jonas?! I think not!
The website that had the list, stated the following…
“This past year, young Nick Jonas was rumored to be dating Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus. Which quickly led to a rumor that perhaps Miley was dating his brother Joe on the side. One thing it didn’t lead to? A rumor that she was dating Kevin. That’s because the oldest and least talented of the three Jonas Bros. is a doofus, red-headed stepchild to his sizzling siblings. Add up other less-talented musical brothers Dennis Wilson, Tito Jackson, and Dave Davies, then divide by the square root of Danny Bonaduce, and you begin to get the not-so-pretty picture.”
And i might add, whoever wrote this, writes like a two-year-old. If you are trying to make a point of how someone is unattractive, I strongly suggest you don’t use the phrase “doofus, red-headed stepchild to his sizzling siblings“. And the writer of this is more than likely SUPER unattractive and is madly jealous of Kevin’s talent.
My personal opinion about the Jonas Brothers and Kevin Jonas being voted number twenty, is that i believe all three brothers are very attractive, and if we keep ragging on the boys about their looks, and ignoring their music, then one day they might quit and we would have ourselves to blame. Music is a big part of my life and when i see a member of my favorite band getting made fun of because some idiot thinks he is “unsexy” or whatever, I’m going to stand up for them.
I personally do not have a favorite brother in the group. I enjoy their music and their humorous YouTube videos. I like each brother because each one has a special quality, Joseph being funny, Nickolas being sweet, Kevin being romantic, and all three for doing what they love and not paying attention to what all the haters have to say.
So Kevin Jonas, number twenty on the Phoenix Top 100 unsexiest men on the planet list? I DONT THINK SO!
-Loula
Loula is a guest writer for Random Review Crew. More of her life’s observations can be found at loulaspace.com