Australian man, Ian Usher sells his life on eBay: Erase and reboot or sell out and cash in? You decide!

In what might possibly be the greatest publicity stunt ever concocted by a single man, Ian Usher has placed his entire life up for an auction that will begin June 22nd on eBay. The auction is said to include his home, jet ski’s, skydiving gear, car, and even a two-week trial at his job managing a rug store. The general premise of the auction is this: He had a great life with the woman of his dreams, but then she left him. Now he wants to let go of everything and just make a brand new start for himself somewhere new. He readily admits: “I am still not sure whether this is inspired madness, complete foolishness, or just some sort of mid-life crisis.

“On the day it’s all sold and settled, I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all,” Usher says on his Web site. “I appreciate that many people have had to cope with much more than I have and have had much more sadness in their lives. This is just my way of dealing with what has happened to me.”

“Everything that I have — the furniture in the house — all has memories attached to it,” Usher, 44, told Seven Network television. “It’s time to shed the old, and in with the new.”

However, many readers of his website ALife4Sale are stating that it looks like a big stunt to make Ian a millionaire. On his site, he is telling the 1st of 4 chapters of his life and the story behind his marriage for free. Now for a mere $2.95 you can download the other 3 installments of the story to see where it all went wrong and what led up to the upcoming drastic purge of his life as he knows it.

So readers, tell me… do you think he’ll follow through with the auction? Do you think he’ll make more money off the auction or the e-book? Do you think he’ll get sued by his now ex-wife? For more on Ian Usher, here is what we at RRC were able to find about him.

Ian Usher on Blogger

Ian Usher on ALife4Sale

Easter: A Christian Holiday or a Grossly Misinterpreted Historic Zombie Legend?

So after discussing it today with a strangely perverse (in more ways than one) friend of mine we finally figured out how the Christian religions got so prevalently strong, and how it’s believers got to be so adamant. You see… we already know Jesus was a zombie. How he got that way no one’s quite sure… I’m sure being possessed by a holy ghost had something to do with that. Anyhow, if we agree that a person who rises from the dead is a zombie, then our friend Jesus certainly fits the bill. And of course zombies have a short lifespan (according to B-movies and my friend Adam they only keep for about 3 days before completely rotting to nothingness) so they have an incredibly short amount of time to do a lot of damage. They cause the most damage by creating more zombies, so that must have been His objective.

Now before Jesus was a man of spirit, he was first a man of great influence. And a man of great influence, be they dead or the undead, is too refined to go around biting people to turn them into zombies. This is where the whole Christ on a Cracker comes in… See, the way I figure it, Zombie Christ found a way to put his zombified essence into those little wafers you get at communion so he could turn his followers into questionless carriers of his original ailment. Mindless masses who in turn spread the zombie fate.

So all of you have a happy hoppy day and good luck trying to figure out what the bunny had to do with the whole scandal.

Reprinted with permission from Shauna’s personal blog